The Curious Case of the Unseen Film

I have tried, unsuccessfully, to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button too many times to count. OK, four times. Twice last night alone. I am destined not to see this film.

And then I remembered, I was actually IN this film, why would I need to see it? See evidence above. The fake tan specialist was fired after the make-up on my face didn't match the tan on my arms.

It's Sunday. I have nothing better to do with my time.