Part II of the community nurse entertainment will continue shortly (it does get worse). At the point where I left off, I was planning my fake phone call and then realised I left my phone in on the dining room table. Fail.

In the meantime, we had to put down our lickle dog today. He was about 14/15 years old (a rescue dog so I'm not sure exactly). Although he was 'only' a dog, we miss him so, so much. It's amazing the overwhelming noise that silence makes.