My New Camera
My dog was the subject of my new camera. No, I wasn't grabbing his neck to stop him moving whilst I screamed words to that effect as I tested my camera. I was merely petting him. At the same time as I took photos.
He then ran away and refused to look at me. He ignored me. :(
When he realised I was taking photos again, he refused to look at anything at all and shut his eyes. I resorted to begging him to please play along with silly old me, and pull a nice face.
This was his idea of a 'nice face'. (Funnily enough, I can do this too.) I explained calmly that that was NOT WHAT I MEANT BY A NICE FACE AND THAT ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TEST OUT MY NEW CAMERA AND COULD HE PLEASE JUST DO ONE FAVOUR AND ACT LIKE A NICE MODEL AND AT LEAST TRY TO ACT PHOTOGENIC AND WAS THIS REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!?
I think that just totally and utterly confused him.